Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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