You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
