I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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