he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
