yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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