True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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