Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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