my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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