Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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