People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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