So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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