I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The adults are the big ones right?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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