do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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