I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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