Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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