Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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