what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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