so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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