ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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