so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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