He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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