Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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