Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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