We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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