I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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