I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I wish i was in the wii world.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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