She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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