I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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