is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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