Your tits are I can't wait for
he shaved USA in his pubs
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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