i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
