Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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