I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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