hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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