lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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