I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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