Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I think i got beer on your cat.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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