I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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