dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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