Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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