I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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