Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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