hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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