My Higher Power is John Stamos
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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