And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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