You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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