just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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