make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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