I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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