sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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