He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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